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I found your Substack after you shared your pancake man on Notes. An awesome, gross, and quite likely tasty way to honor your dream!

The site behind my substack (Aminus3.com) came from a dream. I was going around asking people what the letter A minus the number 3 equaled. There were some celebrities in the mix and a Full Metal Jacket style drill sergeant who told me, "SON, I CANNOT TELL YOU WHAT A MINUS 3 IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT IS NOT."

When I woke up, I registered aminus3.com which became a daily photo site for me and my friend to share pics across the ocean. Then more people found us and shared their pics, and here we are today.

As for your other questions, I am not entirely sure dog barking is fully appropriate for all 80's songs but does have a place in more than a few.

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ha i love that you used the phrase for your website! it's so funny when you have something like that & you think it's a *thing*, but it's just your dream logic convincing you it's something that already exists

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I made Elvis listen to the dog bark cover and even he (cat) didn’t hate it, which I think means it is Very Good. On a fantasy quest, I would definitely be in charge of Riddles and Being Beefy. And the best cake? is carrot with cream cheese frosting or tiramisu. I’m also now thinking about a cake my mom made for my sister for a sleepover once. The cake was a big bed with a bunch of little sleepers made of Twinkies and it was essentially just cake Shit the Bed without the shit. Perhaps I shall grab my bananas and make an upgraded version soon...

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beefy AND riddles, what a responsibility. in our DnD group I was one of two rogues but I think I was more useful as the Annoying Moral Compass character. i can now bench 22.5kg so i hope i can also prove myself beefy enough for the adventure party.

also multiple shit the beds? in one bed???? disaster

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SHIT THE BEANIE BABY

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